Jan 18
when you’re seriously trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest.
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Jan 14
so that’s how keys work.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY SEE HOW THIS WORKS.
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Jan 14
- SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
- Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
- SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
- Patrick: "No, Patrick."
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Jan 14
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
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